Ways in which I am Leslie Knope
There are multiple ways in which my life is like that of Leslie Knope.
Please see scripts for references to things I have actually said to people.
I have “dated” guys who are very similar to Dave and Justin. Now I just need to find my Ben.
We act very similar while drunk. People can attest to this.
I own most of her clothes. This was a complete accident.
I have a red hard hat that says “Ass.” This was not an accident.
I am really good at Christmas presents when I try.
I get really distracted with certain tasks and they must be completed before I move onto something else.
Our hair is the same except mine is red instead of blonde.
More things will be added later.
